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lolztoken.comDid you know that the first french fries weren’t cooked in France?They were cooked in Greece.Cred

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lolztoken.comWhy did the football coach go to the bank?To get his quarterback.Credit:

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lolztoken.comI told the Starbuck's clerk my name was Marc with a CWhen I got my coffee it was marked Clark.Cre

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lolztoken.comWhat do you call a hospital for horses?A horse-pital.Credit:

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lolztoken.comThe other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.I called her up and asked “Did you get my drift?”

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lolztoken.comMy wife accused me of being immature.I told her to get out of my fort.Credit:

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lolztoken.comWhat do mummies do on vacation?They unwind.Credit: reddit

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lolztoken.comWomen only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.

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lolztoken.comWhat did the Golden Gate bridge say to the Golden Gate river when they broke up?I'm over you.Cred

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lolztoken.comMy grief counsellor died recently.He was so good I didn't care.Credit:

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