LOLZ Weekly Joke Challenge - Week 7 - Help Build A Hive Based Joke Database and Earn $LOLZ

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Week 6 Of the LOLZ Joke Challenge Is Here

Welcome to our weekly LOLZ Joke Challenge where you can share a joke you know and help us build our joke database for use with the LOLZ token.

Sorry we were a bit quite last week as we were dealing with some IT issues that were giving us a good fight. But we worked through them and are back on track.

Last week's Challenge was a great success and we added over 30 jokes to our LOLZ Community joke database. A special shoutout to @marshmellowman for bringing it. We will be getting those added and in the mix today.

So on to this weeks challenge!

The Tasks

  • Tell us a joke in the comments. 1 LOLZ
  • Re-blog this post, and tell us you did in the comments. 1 LOLZ
  • Tag a friend. 1 LOLZ

You don't need to upvote this post, but it wwould be much appreciated. All earnings will be staked to increase the curation value of the @lolzbot.

All rewards will be distributed via the LOLZ dropbot in the comments so be sure to leave a comment even if you only re-blogged the post and don't feel like telling a joke.

If we select your joke to include in the database, we will reward you with an additional 5 $LOLZ, and include you as the source for the joke (unless you prefer to be anonymous). Post as many jokes as you like, and earn an additional 5 $LOLZ for each joke selected for inclusion.

What We Are Looking For

Any joke can be posted and earn an $LOLZ, although we ask that you stay Safe For Work.

To be selected for inclusion in our database, your joke will need to be -

  • Clean. LOLZ is kid friendly. Please, no dirty, racial, or potty humor.
  • Short. We prefer jokes with short setups and punch lines.
  • Funny! Or at least Punny.

Your joke does not to be original. Any joke you know will do.

Lets get this party started!

Come on people... MAKE US LAUGH!

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About the LOLZ Project

LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain. Hive users can use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Help Support the LOLZ Project

Here are a few ways you can help the LOLZ Project.

  • Use the !LOL and !LOLZ command often to tip fellow Hive authors.
  • Upvote and re-Hive our posts. All rewards will be used to help cover server costs and increase curation value.
  • If one of our jokes makes you smile, consider giving it an upvote.
  • Follow @lolztoken and participate in our airdrops, contests, and giveaways.
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I reblog you, but... I can't say a joke 😞
But i love laughing with you! 😂

@uggya come here with me!

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manco fossimo nella fontana di trevi come nella dolce vita! mi sento un po' Mastroianni!

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Right now, don't have any joke to share bt we always share wen I discover one... just reblogged.... I love to laugh and glad to join the community

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We are so glad to have you! !LOLZ !DROPLOLZ 2

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A gentleman goes to the house of a fortune teller, as soon as he arrives he knocks on the door and the fortune-teller asks "Who is it?" And the gentleman exclaims: "Let's start well ...".

@lozio71
@coccodema
@uggya
!LOLZ
!PGM
!LUV

REBLOG IT!:)

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Idea simpatica... vale la pena provare... grazie per il tag @blumela

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Thanks for the !LOL. I'm going to give you the full reward of 5 LOLZ for this contribution, but will edit it down a bit to something like @crrdlx suggested below. !DROPLOLZ 8

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Man goes to fortune teller's door, "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Nevermind."

Spin-off from joke by @blumela :)

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Thanks for the !LOLZ. I'm going to give you partial credit since you editted @blumela's joke. !DROPLOLZ 5

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Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.

@mad-runner
@libertycrypto27
@zottone444
@stefano.massari

Reblogged!

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Ok, that is awesome. I would probably be served cold cat food at this restaurant! !DROPLOLZ 8

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Similar to one I sent a few weeks ago:
What do you call bears with no ears? B.

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Keep on laughing!
!LUV

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!LOLZ took me a second... but that's good. !DROPLOLZ 7

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Thanks a bunch! Like I often say, the dumber, the better! Well, for jokes anyways...

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And a quick one that I read recently:
How do flat-earthers travel? On a plane.

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!LOLZ !DROPLOLZ 5 more!

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I’ve just reblogged and here’s my entry:

I’ve got a barrister friend with a cool accent. He doesn’t know much about the law but he makes a great cappuccino.

Got any jokes @killerwot?

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!LOLZ.. thanks for the laugh. !DROPLOLZ 7

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I was wrecking my head trying to think of jokes, it's one of those things when someone asks me, I go blank.

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No pressure 😅! Besides, this is a weekly thing so whenever one comes to you, you'll still have a shot 👍

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What a little mermaid does at the bottom of the sea? She plays with a whale XD
@atnazo
@skgcrypto

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Hahaha. Thanks for the !LOLZ. !DROPLOLZ 2

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Ich liebe den Token 😀
!LOLZ

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Not sure this makes sense, but Google translate says I wanted to say...

Ich finde es toll, dass du den Token liebst

!LOLZ

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Why do Swedish ships have bar codes on them? So they can scan da navy in.

I reblogged :)

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Thanks for the shout out!
Ill keep them coming starting here:

I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory: all I did was take a day off!

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Dude... you are in our zone. Pure !LOLZ gold! Thanks!

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Locked in, loving it. Looking forward to what you'all are building. We all need to laugh and this project does just that....and more!

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are any of these jokes worthy of some Lolz? gotta hustle to buy my buddy that coffee and get into the delegation pool.

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Wow... I'm not sure what happened. I must have fallen asleep at the wheel. Yes, there are a bunch in there I will accept. I'm truely about to fall asleep at the wheel so I will go through them tomorrow. Here is an !LOLZ to add to your stake, and then I'll send you some more after I go through these and add them to the database.

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R.I.P boiled water. You will be mist.

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Already have that one.

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At what age is it appropriate to tell my dog that he’s adopted?

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The future, the present and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.

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I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

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Smoking will kill you… Bacon will kill you… And yet, smoking bacon will cure it.

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I’m skeptical of anyone who tells me they do yoga every day — that’s a bit of a stretch.

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I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.

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The person who invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize.

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A baseball walks into a bar — the bartender throws it out.

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When everything is coming your way — you’re in the wrong lane.

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!DROPLOLZ 5

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Where there’s a will, there’s a relative.

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I can't believe I keep on looking for my phone for almost 1 hour, only to find out that the phone is in my hand

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Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.

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Already got that one.

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!PGM

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What does a bee use to brush its hair? A honeycomb!

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How many out of this list were original?

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A buddy is the joke king, he made me a list, all things he and i have picked up from here of there... but he not on hive.... like i say in all of my work, nothing is original and if you have invented the words and language then you can take credit for it all. Otherwise we are all sharing the building process.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.

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What time is it when a buffalo sits in your car? Time to get a new car.

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Hey.. sorry I somehow missed this! Added! !DROPLOLZ 6

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No problem. I will get some buffalo jokes in this database at one point or another.

Thank you for the response, I see the !LUV and appreciate it 😀

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There is usually only a limited amount of damage that can be done by dull or stupid people. For creating a truly monumental disaster, you need people with high IQs. - Thomas Sowell

Reblogged

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What do you call a cow with no legs.

Ground beef

@brian.rrr

Reblogged btw

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Thanks for this joke. I somehow didn't see all of these so am WAY behind on accepting them. Please accept my apologies and these late !DROPLOLZ 9

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I saw a tall blonde walking past my window yesterday. I knew she was tall, because I live on the second floor.

@elementm not the best joke in the world but at least it's something haha

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Thanks for this joke. I somehow didn't see all of these so am WAY behind on accepting them. Please accept my apologies and these late !DROPLOLZ 8

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Hahahha I was wondering what Joke, thanks so much!

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I slept off right here last night with my shoe off.
And I couldn't find my left hand shoe...
Is there anyone that help me find it?
LOLz

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I was trying to explain the little investments and savings my client had but she didn't have much interest.

Reblogged and tagging @steemmatt

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Thanks for this joke. I somehow didn't see all of these so am WAY behind on accepting them. Please accept my apologies and these late !DROPLOLZ 9

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