Newbie's Revenge

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Ok so you are new to Splinterlands and you know the story. - It's a low mana battle and you have zip to choose from and what you do have is rented and cheap. The other guy meanwhile has about a billion cards, give or take and they are at the very least level 4 because wealth will beat skill every time. You usually just sigh forlornly and be prepared to lose.

Revenge time. Take a trip to the rental store and get some appropriate garbage to annoy the sh*t out of them.

And here you have it

Screenshot 2025-09-15 at 21-50-04 Splinterlands - Collect Trade Battle!.png

As you can see -

  • 16 mana battle
  • Everyone starts off poisoned
  • The minimum health is 6
  • Only Earth and Life to choose from as, of course no newbie has or can afford any Dragon.

Mr Relearnt has a level 4 archon with a level 3 and 4 cards and that expensive but useful 1 mana card sitting blocking everything.

I have a level 1 card with zero damage. Yes, #### ZERO.

It's a very long match

Very funny, but I imagine very boring and frustrating for the other guy. Perfect.

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I always end up frustrated with Splinterlands, it just seems to take far too long and I just end up making a few steps forward for a load backward. It's not that I am short of cards, more the intelligence and skill to make proper use of them. Rising Star I find far more entertaining, and it is run by a British couple which is more then enough reason to keep me playing.

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Well I've only just started playing, Talking a couple of weeks. I presume you went to this post to find out something about me. I actually made an effort in my introductory post but its hard to find ...so here...

Thanks for making the effort and coming here. I'll go take a peak at rising star ....assuming I can find it :D

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