The Worrisome Nerd

Worrisome Nerd searched for a pint of cider that they liked to cuddle. It might be a surprising operation, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a pint of cider was the thing that was selected.

Worrisome Nerd needed a stapler that they would sometimes put on his head. It was considered to be a curious action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who feels it would be spectacular. Who would have imagined, a stapler was the thing that was selected.

Worrisome Nerd wanted a cucumber that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly unusual suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a cucumber is the item to select.

Worrisome Nerd desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they sometimes play with. It is an extraordinary action, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer is the item to select.

Worrisome Nerd desired a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to hug. It might have been a fairly surprising thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is amazing. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to choose.

Worrisome Nerd craved for a rubber johnny that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a peculiar approach to life, to some, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a rubber johnny is the thing that was chosen.