From Plonker to Bell-End... the changing language of British Insults!
We have a pretty rich language here in the UK, so rich that we've invented several different put-downs, with varying levels of intensity.
Some recent research has found that many of the older insults are simply not known by the younger generation.....
In a poll of 2000 under 28s, 62% said they had never heard of the term 'lummox' (for a clumsy person), 54% had never heard of anyone referred to as a 'blighter', and a third were ignorant of the term 'toe rag'.
There are several other terms that are at risk of dying out...
In order of how unknown various traditional insults are.....
At least 78% of under 28s still recognise numpty as that's one of my favourites!
Being old I obviously recognise all of the above, except for Bampot, perhaps that is regional...?
It's also interesting to note that some of these are a bit early 20th century... Blighter, cad, scallywag, toe rag sound like they are terms out of the 1940s.
But then I guess what we are seeing from this poll is many of the other terms are all a bit 'mid to late 20th century'.
Language evolves, after all...
I stumbled across this reddit thread... which has Bell End as the clear favourite, and quite a lot of nuanced replies, pointing out that a good insult is all about it being situational and about intonation.
For example saying 'you're welcome' when somebody barges past you or something. Or saying 'thank you' when someone clearly doesn't deserve it.
Also 'you fucking suitcase' is high up, with the comments suggesting calling anyone an inanimate object is good for an insult, but the inflection has to be right...
Bus Wanker from the good old Inbetweeners is up there too...
It all seems that we've gone a bit more postmodern with our insults, today simply adding a swear word in front of anything will do.
Although some specific words are up there - Nonce scores highly, for example. And there's a lot of the above list which still comes up too!
There's also a clear hierarchy of swear words that came out of some 2020 research by OFCOM - Fuck and Cunt are right at the top, so we are not entirely postmodern, there is some consensus around what counts as the most insulting words!
Fascinating!
Final Thoughts
This is inherently sociological, but no way I'd put this on my main blog, Google wouldn't rank it because of all the bad language!
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This new generation is just different 😄
They’ll use phrases that make no sense to me at all 🤓
Great stuff. Like you say, these things evolve over time, which only goes to make it all the more interesting. I think I would be disappointed if people lost the imagination to come up with new insults.
Totally well said!
Interesting!
Out of the whole list the only one I recognized was nitwit, though I have no idea what it means, or in which circumstances it would be used. As for all the rest, I'm drawing blanks. Though it was funny pronouncing them in my mind in an exaggerated (and probably completely inaccurate) British accent. Scallywag for some reason sounds to me like some pirate insult.
Nitwit meaning the wits of a nit, a small insect
Aha, thanx for the clarification! Now I'm curious about all the other terms. Okay, tosspot and toerag I can kinda imagine. But the rest...
You must have lead a sheltered life!
... or just not in the UK.
😂😂😂😂😂 It's really really wild how insults evolve over time, innit? I barely recognize half those words man. But hey, gotta admit, hearing 'em in a posh accent could be a laugh. Funny how language changes, ain't it? I hope my British accent is good bro😂😂
The one I had not heard is toe rag.
It's ancient!
1920s I reckon or earlier, my grandparents used it a lot if I was being an annoying kid back in the day
I’m not from the 1920s lol. I meant my grandparents would have been!
Bampot is Scottish and is nowadays shortened to Bam, it's quite a good one. Most often used when describing a bit of a twot - he's a bam :OD
Ah OK Nice, so like our comment farmers! There's at least one down there >>>
Haha, yes. Exactly like them!
And I see them! 😂
Ha ha! I never heard of bampot either.
It’s funny how people from the US think we’re all posh here in Blighty innit @revisesociology !
The second one is a new one on me, reckon someone made it up lol!!
I sometimes insult people with non-offensive words if I’m keeping my language clean, ie kids are either us or my mum.
I also love “numpty”!!!
It's Scottish so I'm told. Bampot!
That kind of sounds right now, I can imagine my colleague Colin saying that, he’s from Killross.
When I first heard this news I immediately had a watch of the two Ronnies' Cockney Sermon:
So fun trying to translate it, but this is gonna be a completely alien gobbledegook to most people now.
More cool stuff I like to keep alive:
Codswallop
Nincompoop
Balderdash
Poppycock
I like to browse The Phrontistery Sometimes
Hahaha great clip!