The Exciting Newt

Exciting Newt always kept a bottle of beer that they would sometimes break. It would be a weird thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a bottle of beer was the item that was selected.

Exciting Newt craved for a cheese grater to smash. One might consider this to be a fairly curious idea, to me, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a cheese grater would be the item that was opted for.

Exciting Newt desired a bottle of wine that they would sometimes throw. This seems to be a fairly bizarre exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the item that was chosen.

Exciting Newt desired a ball that they would often sleep with. It is a surprising activity, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who thinks it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a ball having that done to it

Exciting Newt had a bottle of beer that they would occasionally experiment on. This could be considered a fairly astonishing suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who expected that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a bottle of beer is the item to select.

Exciting Newt craved for a painting of a melon that they would drop. This seems an exciting undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon is the item to opt for.