LOLZ Weekly Joke Challenge - Week 8 - Help Build A Hive Based Joke Database and Earn $LOLZ
Week 8 Of the LOLZ Joke Challenge Is Here
Welcome to our weekly LOLZ Joke Challenge where you can share a joke you know and help us build our joke database for use with the LOLZ token.
We were busy last finishing up the LOLZ Defi application so that you all can farm LOLZ tokens by delegating up to 14 different Hive tokens.
As a result the LOLZ joke bot was getting a bit stale. To help freshen things up a bit we added the new jokes from week 7 and mixed in the Reddit joke database as well. We now have over 400 jokes in the mix.
But that isn't enough! We need more so let's get on to the this weeks challenge.
The Tasks
- Tell us a joke in the comments. 1 LOLZ
- Re-blog this post, and tell us you did in the comments. 1 LOLZ
- Tag a friend. 1 LOLZ
All rewards will be distributed via the drop bot in the comments so be sure to leave a comment even if you only reblogged the post and don't feel like telling a joke.
If we select your joke to include in the database, we will reward you with an additional 5 $LOLZ, and include you as the source for the joke (unless you prefer to be anonymous). Post as many jokes as you like, and earn an additional 5 $LOLZ for each joke selected for inclusion.
What We Are Looking For
Any joke can be posted and earn an $LOLZ, although we ask that you stay Safe For Work.
To be selected for inclusion in our database, your joke will need to be -
- Clean. LOLZ is kid friendly. Please, no dirty, racial, or potty humor.
- Short. We prefer jokes with short setups and punch lines.
- Funny! Or at least Punny.
Your joke does not to be original. Any joke you know will do.
Lets get this party started!
Come on people... MAKE US LAUGH!
About LOLZ Token
LOLZ is a Hive engagement token with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain. And while the LOLZ Project may have a sense of humor, it is no joke.
LOLZ is the world's first "Proof of Humor" token and is mined when LOLZ holders use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author a freshly minted LOLZ token.
Help Support the LOLZ Project
Here are a few ways you can help the LOLZ Project.
- Use the !LOL and !LOLZ command often to tip fellow Hive authors.
- If one of our jokes makes you smile, consider giving it an upvote! All rewards will be staked to help cover Resource Credit costs for the bot and increase curation value.
- Follow @lolztoken and participate in our airdrops, contests, and giveaways.
Electronic-terrorism, voice to skull and neuro monitoring on Hive and Steem. You can ignore this, but your going to wish you didnt soon. This is happening whether you believe it or not. https://ecency.com/fyrstikken/@fairandbalanced/i-am-the-only-motherfucker-on-the-internet-pointing-to-a-direct-source-for-voice-to-skull-electronic-terrorism
Electronic-terrorism, voice to skull and neuro monitoring on Hive and Steem. You can ignore this, but your going to wish you didnt soon. This is happening whether you believe it or not. https://ecency.com/fyrstikken/@fairandbalanced/i-am-the-only-motherfucker-on-the-internet-pointing-to-a-direct-source-for-voice-to-skull-electronic-terrorism
How do you deal with a fear of speed bumps?
You slowly get over it!
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired!
!LOLZ
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Fish and ships.
Credit: reddit
@arpuch, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @theabsolute
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/2)
Nice! !DROPLOLZ 11
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An LOLZ Airdrop!
@arpuch - You received a 1.0 $LOLZ airdrop.
Oops... lets try this. !DROPLOLZ 9
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An LOLZ Airdrop!
@arpuch - You received a 9.0 $LOLZ airdrop.
And 1 more ... !DROPLOLZ 1
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An LOLZ Airdrop!
@arpuch - You received a 1.0 $LOLZ airdrop.
Why is the train wheel made of iron and not rubber?
Because if it was rubber, it would erase the line!
!LOLZ !DROPLOLZ 5
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A courant bush.
Credit: reddit
@vaipraonde, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/10)
lolztoken.com
An LOLZ Airdrop!
@vaipraonde - You received a 5.0 $LOLZ airdrop.
I was going to trade in my change but it didn't make any cents
Reblogged and tagging @mineopoly
Perfect! !DROPLOLZ 8
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An LOLZ Airdrop!
@theabsolute - You received a 8.0 $LOLZ airdrop.
!LOLZ
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A toothbrush works much better.
Credit: reddit
@theabsolute, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @arpuch
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/8)
!LOLZ
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It's pretty handy.
Credit: reddit
@theabsolute, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @proto26
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/1)
Electronic-terrorism, voice to skull and neuro monitoring on Hive and Steem. You can ignore this, but your going to wish you didnt soon. This is happening whether you believe it or not. https://ecency.com/fyrstikken/@fairandbalanced/i-am-the-only-motherfucker-on-the-internet-pointing-to-a-direct-source-for-voice-to-skull-electronic-terrorism
5 out of 4 people don't understand statistics
And I'm one of them! !DROPLOLZ 5
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An LOLZ Airdrop!
@theabsolute - You received a 5.0 $LOLZ airdrop.
Why do math teachers have so many babies? Because they know how to multiply
!LOLZ
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Pretty soon he would be bacon.
Credit: reddit
@theabsolute, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @alekst7
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/1)
Hahaha! !DROPLOLZ 5
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An LOLZ Airdrop!
@theabsolute - You received a 5.0 $LOLZ airdrop.
I used to work for a soft drink can crushing company.
It was soda pressing!
Nice! !DROPLOLZ 5
lolztoken.com
An LOLZ Airdrop!
@belhaven14 - You received a 5.0 $LOLZ airdrop.
I'll stay with the same theme again:
How do you make 7 even?
Take away the s.
And reblogged.
Keep up the good work!
Nice! !DROPLOLZ 7
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An LOLZ Airdrop!
@manuvert - You received a 7.0 $LOLZ airdrop.
What did the sink tell the toilet?
You look flushed!
Why do melons have weddings? They cantaloupe!
Awesome! !DROPLOLZ 6
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An LOLZ Airdrop!
@arpuch - You received a 6.0 $LOLZ airdrop.
Hello. I saw your application to be whitelisted on hiveme.me and I wanted to make sure you knew that you've been approved for the whitelist. Welcome! @memehive looks forward to seeing your meme NFT creations.
Here is a tutorial post to help explain the meme NFT minting process:
https://www.hiveme.me/@holovision/introducing-viral-meme-nft
Thanks! Now tell us a joke! !LOLZ
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We have the same taste in clothes.
Credit: reddit
@memehive, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (2/10)
Q. What did Scotty say when tiny pellets of ice began hitting the USS Enterprise?
A. "Captain, we are being hailed!"
!LOLZ in return.
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Listen buddy, i'm going to be frank with you.
Credit: reddit
@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @memehive
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/4)
That is awesome! !DROPLOLZ 6
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An LOLZ Airdrop!
@memehive - You received a 6.0 $LOLZ airdrop.
2 muffins were hanging in together in a microwave
1st Muffin : Aren't you feeling hot in here? I am sweating.
2nd Muffin (turns to the first) : Holy fuck, A talking Muffin 😧
!LOLZ thanks for the laugh!
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We're a cover band.
Credit: reddit
@shubhwaj, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/10)