The Square Unicorn

The Square Unicorn often carried a can of coke that they liked to put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly surprising approach to life, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. Honestly, a can of coke was the item that was selected.

The Square Unicorn searched for a pint of beer that they liked to put down their trousers. It might be an astonishing action, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a pint of beer is the item to opt for.

The Square Unicorn had a big sponge that they sometimes annihilate It is a strange activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who felt it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a big sponge is the item that was chosen.

The Square Unicorn often carried a set square that they would try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a new undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks it would be wonderful. Strangely, a set square would be the thing that was chosen.

The Square Unicorn carried a teapot that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It is a fairly different exercise, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that this idea was fun. Remarkably, a teapot was the item that was chosen.

The Square Unicorn desperately looked for a hat that they liked to worship. This seems a surprising action, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who expected it was wonderous. Honestly, a hat being the thing selected.