How I Found Comedy in my Daily Bus Commute caelum1infernum Actifit Report Card: September 15 2023
I ride the bus 🚌 for a month now and I see some funny things that I notice that worth sharing.
- AlBandar Abu Dhabi UAE
The running chef
On the 5ft or 6th stop 🚏 there's always a chef who seems to be rushing all the time even though the bus 🚌 is there he keeps running 🏃 even while he's inside the bus 🤣 I mean you already inside and he does this every day it's really funny.
- The Full Continental breakfast 🥞 Baked beans, 3 eggs, bacon 🥓 and sausage 🌭, hash browns, mushroom 🍄, comes with baked bread 🍞🥖
The sliding lady
Around 8th stop 🚏 there is this one short lady whenever she goes into the bus 🚐 she started sliding she don't walk she slides 😂 I can recognise her by sound I don't even need to look at her to tell that it's the sliding lady 🤣
- Omelette Continental 🍳 3 Omelette egg, hash browns, shredded cheese 🍕, Rocca leaves, mushroom 🍄
The DJ
This guy sometimes sits beside me and always has a big headphones 🎧 on he's normal just walk properly and everything then when he sits he will start his slow 🦥 headbanging feeling the music 🎶 I can't hear 🙉 what he listens to. good quality headphone 🎧
- My time to shine Cappuccino with latte art 🎨🖌️
The zebra 🦓 kid
This kid is almost similar to the running chef but after he ran to his seat 🪑 he will stick his head 🗣️ out and keep looking for his friend front and back sometimes he finds him sometimes he doesn't but if he does find him get ready for a loud conversation that you won't understand 🤣 because its in a different language of course. Weird today he's quiet 🤫 he is beside me for the first 🥇 time 😅
- Carrot 🥕 Cake 🍰
Tall old 🗝️ man
This is actually weird to me this man he's a tall guy and he will sit in the same seat🪑every single day that's not the weird part the weirdest part is everyday he almost fall because he walks slowly to his seat 🪑 and he always grab the chair 🪑 so he won't fall down 👇 this exact thing happen over and over again for 1 month plus I've been riding the bus 🚌 it's weird to me that he does the exact same thing like a NPC character in a game haha 😂
- More pictures of The Full Continental
The church ladies
There are two ladies that always go to church a few days a week they will sit together and they always ask people where the church is. They even ask me once. I mean it's ok to ask but you go there few times a week but still confused where it is 😅
The Driver
There are two 🕑 drivers one is the bearded 🐻 guy and the other is clean 🪥 shaven dude 😎 I always prefer the bearded 🐻 guy because he's on time never late or too early he's on time when he drives he always reach my place exactly 5.39am I don't know how they do it it's amazing if you check Google map it says 5.39am and this guy will arrive at that time same like the clean shaven guy. But arriving at work this is where they are different. The clean shaven is always 10 minutes late so I have 10 to 9 minutes to run to the shop and scan my thumbprint so I'm not late for work.
- yelp didn't take other pictures was so busy hehe.
As for the bearded 🐻 guy he's on time amazing actually and he follow the Google map time I always arrive at the bus 🚌 station at work at 6.40am sharp never late never early it's just on time he drives fast too so whenever he's early on one bus stop he will purposely stay there till it's time then he will move on such a cool guy extremely great with time respect!
Me
And there is the weird guy who keeps writing his thoughts and memories while I'm in the bus 🚌 most of my writing is in this particular bus because it's a 1 hour ride so this is where the magic ✨ happens I'm actually surprised by the support I receive 📲 actually because the real reason why I started this daily freewriting is because I gave up on how to make content on community page so I just compile everything in my actifit instead so all these writing you see is because I gave up lol 😂.
- more cappuccino pic hehe
It Reminded me of a story of people who are trying to be enlightened but by the time they gave up on trying to be enlightened they became enlightened by it because there is no desire to be enlightened. The desire was the thing that prevented them from being enlightened Does that make sense? Another example is that to be successful you don't need to desire it it will come by itself 🤠 something like that. Seems like the second example was worse than the first one 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yeap I guess that's all I can remember today see you all again tomorrow.
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Funny experience.
Well, to them is a normal routine stuff.
The church ladies are unbelievable 😂😂.
Are they old?
I love the headphone guy😂😂, he is engrossed in his own world minding his business, while enjoying himself 😅
And the last guy who writes his thoughts.
That's a cool time to create and publish something amazing.
I could do the same if I were you.
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Not really they are in their 30s
I guess I need to get my own headphones 🎧 hehe
The last guy he's all right 🤣
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😂😂
Headphones could do.
Yes, the last guy is the main character.
An interesting one at that 😃
Yup the last guy is interesting if you know him let him know I wanna meet him hehe.
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Yes, sure.
I will let me know by meeting up with him.
Have an amazing day dear.
likewise my dear friend take care and keep safe always
Alright dear
Will do.
Yay! 🤗
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yippy! thank you
Awwwgh! You beat me to it.😅
This is indeed was a delightful read, the tale of the last guy was unjustly written.
An observer that is quite inclined to his environment and a lovely writer though excessively busy keeps tabs on ensuring consistent feedback of his day with mouth-watering dishes that have his audience wanting to have a taste. Not to forget giving a comedic and beautiful review of his co-bus riders.😁
The list goes on. 💕 !hug
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You write it better. I've been trying to find a way to observe myself lately because I think that's one step further to enhance my observation intelligence I think you call it hehe. I need to take myself away from my body to observe myself does that make sense?
Thanks I could have no observe myself that way you made it better.
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😅It does make sense. An out-of-body experience - it will be cool.
The pleasure is mine😁💕
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Wow amazing powers of observation you have! It's interesting that you mostly travel with the same folks every day. That's actually nice! I laughed at the mention of NPC 'coz most days I feel like I'm one too. :P Perhaps we're all living in a simulation? :D Thank you for today's story. I find it amusing and interesting. Glad to know that you enjoy your one-hour travel daily. Hope the traffic isn't so bad there (if there's any at all). Enjoy your work week!
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Many theories have been made even Elon musk said something similar it might be true hehe.
So far some people did complain about traffic 🚦 but from my own experience it's not so bad because the rulers here built roads for tomorrow they assume that they will get many tourists here and they are right.
Life is a simulation of sorts, that's true, though I don't think it's a computer simulation. Brother, I adore your light-hearted humor so much! 😁 🙏 💚 ✨ 🤙
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Yea I don't think it's a simulation but maybe the creator look at us a simulation whenever it gets too peaceful they stir the pot 🍯 anyway it's just a theory no one has concrete evidence of it so far.
For the majority of people we believe God is the creator and nothing else. Some don't believe in God etc so many theories ait is unending discussion hehe.
Well, when I say it's a simulation of sorts, I mean it's not base reality, but a perspective and context taken on for a 'time' to learn, grow, and develop our multidimensional identity, within the context of time, space, matter, and creaturehood. To me everything is sacred and alive, and life does not begin at birth, not does it end at death.
Anyway, it's a big conversation, best for another time. 😁 🙏 💚 ✨ 🤙
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Yes it is a big conversation I almost lost you there haha 😂 will learn more about it so we can have that big conversation in the future 🤠
Haha...no, you didn't, I'm always like that, I just don't always express it. I've had a mystical slant all my life.I look forward to some big conversations, as they're my favorite kind! 😁 🙏 💚 ✨ 🤙
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I guess we are the same I do not fancy small talk as well always love the deeper conversation style because we always learn something new when we open our minds and explore the possibility or facts that we might aquire
Kindness is always a good thing, but yeah, small talk is kind of a waste of time to me, as life is so beautiful, and amazing, and deep, why stay in the shallows? I absolutely love deep, wide-ranging, multifaceted, and multidimensional conversations! 😁 🙏 💚 ✨ 🤙
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Brother, I love your humor! How you describe the people that you encounter every day on the bus is hilarious! I think some people might actually be NPCS...😂 Have a glorious new week! 😁 🙏 💚 ✨ 🤙
Haha yea brother we do same thing everyday without even knowing it
Part of that is habit, and part of it is social engineering/mind control/programming/conditioning. It's very helpful to be aware of our habitual patterns and responses to stimuli, as that allows us to shift the script. 😁 🙏 💚 ✨ 🤙
Yes I always find ways to change what I do everyday like two days ago I use a different bus to go home 🏠 oh man that was a big mistake took me two hours instead of one hahah 😂
That's great! Intentionally changing our habitual daily routines is a very good thing....except when you take the wrong bus....😂 😁 🙏 💚 ✨ 🤙
Yea I laugh at myself that day too 😂😂😂😂
The ability to laugh at our mistakes is a great gift! 😁 🙏 💚 ✨ 🤙
Indeed it is 🤠💪
I'd even call it a super power! 😁 🙏 💚 ✨ 🤙
