RE: Nursery Rhymes Contest.

God I am so fricken old, and with no kids, I have no clue to most of the answers, although I knew all those little stories as a kid. So here goes, nothing;

1. Name the character who visited the Black Sheep.
   a. I can't remember but I think it was Robert Conrad and he flew airplanes of a really really big boat.

2. Name the character Simple Simon met on his way to the fair.
   a. Sorry I was not much into Simon and I hardly ever watched that silly music show. Especially after they picked some guy that could not sing worth a crap as a winner.

3. Name Mary's lamb that had fleece as white as snow.
   a. I think that was Lou, but I think he was bald, but he did have a pretty white head.

4. How high was the hill Jack and Jill went up.
   a. They started up a hill, but then it became a mountain, or so the chief guy from next Generation said, or was it the other way around, up a mountain and down a hill? I forget, like I said I am getting old.

5. Name the fair lady in the nursery rhyme, London Bridge is Falling Down.
   a. Only fair lady I remember from London Bridge era is Agent 99, man she was good looking, poor Max, he could never get a clue, to much time talking into his shoe.

6. How many times has the Little Star twinkled.
   a. Only once because all the scientist said that it was what started the big bang theory, another one of those stupid TV shows. You think we would-a learned.

7. How many sheep came back to Bo Peep.
   a. I don't think very many came back at all, especially when Gordon James Ramsey was here cooking up lamb chops and making mutton soup.

8. How many slices of bread did Tommy Tucker get.
   a. Only one, then his brother Carlson got mad when he took that slice with out asking and then slapped him silly and highlighted his theft on his main stream media news outlet ousting his own brother as a thief. The names were changed to protect the innocent, I mean the guilty.

I look forward to the real answers.